About

The Cliff’s Edge is created by Cliff Hohman, an allegedly sentient sack of water, proteins, and minerals. After his formation, Cliff eventually, against all odds, learned to walk, manipulate objects, and to make the word sounds with a body opening. This allowed him to attend Northland College in Ashland, Wisconsin, where he earned a B.S. in Environmental Studies with a focus in biology. This was also where he learned that one of his classmates, Floyd E. Queeb, did not exist, and this has perplexed dozens of people to this day. Since then, he has roamed the earth, fighting evil with his kung fu I mean trying desperately to get people to pay him to save endangered species of native freshwater non-game fish. That… didn’t work out. Currently, Cliff is writing this. These words, right here and now. I mean, not now when you read them. You are reading them in the future. Not the future for you, but for me, it’s the future. For me right now. Later… look, I can’t explain time to you, okay? Nobody can.